wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
oh my god, that was really violent
iF YOU SAY ONE MORE TIME THAT FEMALE MARVEL CHARACTERS AREN’T INTERESTING ENOUGH I WILL DANGLE YOU OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR HOUSE FROM MY BRA STRAP
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking
COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY
THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE
DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA
FUCK YOU
Is that your brother
